coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

how do you give a girl an orgasm?
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therealsteelman:

sexience:

Oh I can’t stop laughing

diego-nacho:

folgerscup:

"My husband died and I found out he had another family"Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned about it.

And to think that our madres take this show seriously.

Que pase el desgraciado!

diego-nacho:

folgerscup:

"My husband died and I found out he had another family"

Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned about it.

And to think that our madres take this show seriously.

Que pase el desgraciado!

(Source: liv4me)

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

(Source: red-white-and-betterthanyou)

I’ve experienced this, damn Neko hated me.

I’ve experienced this, damn Neko hated me.

(Source: extinto)

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love